THE TALE OF DING-A-MADONGA

It was back in the 60’s, when I was backpacking across South America, searching for my inner self, that I stumbled upon that tribe in the Amazon jungle. They had been completely isolated down there. I guess I was the first white person they saw in 30 years, since Amelia Earhart landed in their area in 1937. They still referred to her as Mabooponga, which means The Great Yummy One Which Came from the Sky. Anyway, when I stayed with them, they told me a story about that mythical hero of theirs, Huyonga, sort of our Hercules. And that guy, he had just everything. He had defeated all his enemies, he had the biggest sea-doo, which he used to whoosh up and down the Amazon and scare the crap out of crocodiles. His cell-phone never stopped ringing, he’d gotten to know intimately all of the chief’s wives, especially that curly one named Brandi. But he still felt that something was missing in his life. He tried to look for that something, but he had no idea what it was. So he went to seek the counsel of the wisest elder, named Pizdonga. That Pizdonga knew everything there was to know. So Huyonga asked the old man:
“Tell me, oh the wise one, what’s missing in my life? You see, I’ve defeated all my enemies, I’ve gotten to know...”
“I know, I know,” Pizdonga interrupted him. ”Especially that curly one named Brandi. I’ve heard a lot about your exploits. You are one cool guy. The only thing that you are missing, son, is called Ding-a-Madonga...”


Then suddenly the old man died quite accidentally, before he could explain what exactly Ding-a-Madonga meant. Some say Huyonga is still out there searching for that mysterious Ding-a-Madonga, but can never find it, because he has no clue what it is.
Julie and I, we are on our own quest to find that thingamabob. Keep on reading, and you may discover the greatest mystery of the Mankind.