BEATLE MICK

Mick Jagger has always wanted to be a Beatle. But he was late for the crucial audition, and all the four positions had been filled by the time he arrived. That did not deter him, though. He bought a big plastic nose at a dollar store and would sneak into the studio and sit at the drums, pretending to be Ringo. But they would always kick him out. He even wrote I Wanna Be Your Man for them, but they didn’t even thank him. That was one of the reasons Mick could never get no satisfaction.
“You know, Marianne Faithfull,” he would say to Marianne Faithfull. “I can’t get no satisfaction.”
“Me too,” Ms. Faithfull would reply with a little sigh. “But you can’t always get what you want.”
In the end, though, it was all for the better. Who remembers the Beatles now, but Mick and the Pricks are still up in the charts.